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Joke of the Day

"CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR"

"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."

"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"

"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""

"Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached."

"People always tell me to act my age so I bought expensive cheese."

"ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he'll devour the entire carcass HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?"