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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."
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"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."
"When the sun explodes you will have eight minutes before the world ends. In a related story, you might want to order dessert now."
"I am My Own Boss Today i was in an auto when auto driver said: ""I love this job... I am my own boss, Nobody tells me what to do.."" Then i replied """"Tern the left"""
"I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back."
"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."
"I found my first gray pube the other day. It was in a kebab."
"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"
"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."
"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"