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Joke of the Day
"Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!"
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"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."
"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."
"How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury."""
"What did the librarian say to the travel agent? Find what you're booking for?"
"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"
"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."