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Joke of the Day
"Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!"
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"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."
"What's 7-1? A national disappointment."
"Man On Bus Asked Me, ""Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?"" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer..."
"My wife is enjoying the attention I've been giving her lately & though painting a phone on her face is inconvenient, it's saved our marriage"
"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."
"What do you call a kid with no friends!? A Sandy Hook survivor!!"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance....... so I pushed her over."
"You shouldn't legally be allowed to buy Cool Ranch Doritos unless you pay for it with change while stoned at a gas station"
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"