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Joke of the Day

"A white man beaten with a wheel of Parmesan claims it was a hate crime. Cheese on cracker investigation begins."

"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"

"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."

"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."

"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"

"You know what's addictive? Heroin"

"It's unseasonably warm in New York. Let's go outside and stare at our phones."

"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."

"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"

"Screw this! I'm going to leave the original joke making to the professionals! Dane Cook... Amy Schumer... Carlos Mencia..."