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Joke of the Day
"What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?"
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"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""
"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"
"So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?"
"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid but few are blind."
"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."
"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"
"Statistics show.. that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs."
"Last night my friend trashed a Chinese restaurant... Told him I was horrified by his wonton destruction"