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Joke of the Day
"So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?"
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"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."
"Him: you're terrifying Me: awww you're just saying that"
"How is liver like anal sex? If your parents force it on you too much as a child you won't like it as an adult."
"When someone I don't know likes one of my statuses I think, ""Will this be the story we tell our grandkids?"""
"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."
"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."
"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."