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Joke of the Day

"Last night my friend trashed a Chinese restaurant... Told him I was horrified by his wonton destruction"

"The Biggest Joke of the Day is...... Hillary Clinton's campaign."

"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"

"I bought a fancy new clock radio today. It cost me alarm and a leg."

"A fish swims into a wall Dam"

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"

"Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation? Handmade things are costlier."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."

"I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up."