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Joke of the Day
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"
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"What did Satan name his new bar? The BeelzebPub"
"What's blue, standing in the kitchen? STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!"
"So today I found out I have Alzheimer's disease... But on the bright side, at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease."
"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."
"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."
"The police just knocked on my door They claimed my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I told them they must be mistaken. My dog doesn't even own a bike."
"So a termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bartender here?'"
"What do the English and Welsh have in common? Kids are their definition of a good time."