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Joke of the Day

"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"

"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall But his winter wasn't so hot..."

"What the difference between woman and man? A man has always the same penis between his legs."

"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."

"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"

"A G N B: That's bang out of order."

"""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"" is actually a song about everything that will hurt when you hit about 30 years old."