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Joke of the Day

"3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: ""Privacy, please"" 3yo: ""Oh, right"" *closes door* ""Now we have privacy, Mommy"""

"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"

"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."

"The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time."

"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."

"Sick of obnoxious ring tones in the office, so I've set mine to the sound of a girl screaming (horror movie style)."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"

"What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!"

"What is the Italian postal motto? We know where **you** live, your family too!"

"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them..."