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Joke of the Day
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but fuck you."
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"It's HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It's the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble."
"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"
"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."
"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"
"What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!"
"Girls hope you celebrated Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward"
"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."
"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."
"SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started..."