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Joke of the Day

"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"

"I landed a really nice job at the local sperm bank But was soon after let go for drinking on the job."

"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."

"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."

"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."

"What has 5 eyes? invisibility"

"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."

"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."

"Men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it! \- George Carlin"

"Why is Windows going from 8 to 10? Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with."