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Joke of the Day
"Men and women are like cats and dogs... You can't have sex with them in public."
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"I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis."
"Don't ask a pregnant lady ""do you know the sex?"" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot"
"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"
"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"
"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"
"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb? It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word ""screw"" is."
"The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people."
"What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs? Consuelo! My mother told me this one"