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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you? I'm not Willy Nelson"
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"What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop."
"nurse: ""if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half"" me: [visibly confused] wife: ""the grapes keith not the baby"""
"How do you make a car top? You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!"
"What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!"
"Are those against upgrading to OSX Yosemite... Anti-Yosemites?"
"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."
"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""
"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."
"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"