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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."
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"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."
"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""
"What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation."
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies."
"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."
"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
"87.53% of statistics are false Title"
"Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins"
"People come up to me all the time in the street and they say to me, they say, ""Joe, what's the difference between Hag Shavuot and Hag Ha-Katzir?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, about fifty bucks."""