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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."
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"Why did ranch break up with chicken wings? Because he blue cheese..."
"(Don't let her know you can't read) Yes I'll have this *points to menu* -So you want the gratuity of 15% added to parties of 8 or more? Shit"
"Women's rights"
"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."
"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"
"All I got my wife for her birthday was a mirror. That'll show her who's boss."
"How did the Fonz die? Ayyyds"