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Joke of the Day

"""Oh my gosh, this is the biggest donut I've ever seen."" ""Mam, that's a tire."" ""Kids, get me a napkin."""

"How to make your God proud? By abusing his names in other languages."

"Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust."

"Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it."

"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."

"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"

"Every atom in your body is born in a star, traveled millions of light years, & through an amazing process became you. & you watch Teen Mom."

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."

"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue."