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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"
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"What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid."
"My mom asked me a question and when I went to answer she said, ""Hold on I can't hear you. I gotta turn on the light."" The dark was too loud?"
"I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out. He's a milk dud."
"Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!"
"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"
"Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be"
"Always helpful... Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."
"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."