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Joke of the Day

"Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."

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"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"
"What is the difference between love and lust? Spiiting and swallowing."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."
"HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE: Whisper ""You should have killed me when you had the chance"" to the person in the bathroom stall next to you."
"My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email"
"I'm thinking of going on a cleanse just not sure which race to start with"
"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because it was my first wank in a week"
"how to perform artificial insemination in mexico about 10 guys jack off onto the floor, and then they let the flies do the rest."