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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of going on a cleanse just not sure which race to start with"
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"If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :)"
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."
"Pros don't ever use the Tip."
"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."
"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""
"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."
"I read a book today about the dangers of alcohol. And that's when I decided to quit. Reading."
"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything."""
"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."