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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because it was my first wank in a week"
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"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"
"What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized."
"How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb? I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!"
"Me: Why are you in such a bad mood? 5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly."
"Did you know you can order a taco at a Japanese restaurant? I hope you like octopus."
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
"HER: Im breaking up with u ME: Is it because I say ""Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"" when things go wrong? HER: Ya ME:(under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"