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Joke of the Day

"how to perform artificial insemination in mexico about 10 guys jack off onto the floor, and then they let the flies do the rest."

"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."

"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."

"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."

"Goldilocks was killed last night The murderers did it with their own bear hands"

"Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?"

"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."

"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"

"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."

"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""