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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"
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"""Why do people get plastic surgery? Why can't you just admit that it's over? Stop trying to look fuckable in your 50's."" @MaleHonesty86"
"What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."
"Could eating a lot of spaghetti make me a better dad? I suppose it's pastable."
"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"
"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."
"Warning: Joke contains racism Racism"
"My girlfriend is a bit like water.. She's H2O without the 2."
"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."