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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"
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"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."
"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""
"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"
"Why did the elephant paint his balls green? Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados"
"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff... Ba-dumm-tss"
"My wife says I never take out the trash. I disagree. We just had our anniversary dinner last week."
"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"
"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect."