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Joke of the Day
"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"
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"My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne."
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."
"what is the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."
"Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night."
"Ugly women are like men they both have to work for a living."
"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"
"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""