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Joke of the Day
"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect."
Next Joke
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."
"Me: *puts six steaks on the grill* Wife: Don't you think that's too much? It's just us and the kids. Me: Wait, you guys are eating, too?"
"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"
"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."
"So Hitler writes a porno... It's title: *Mein Kampfidential*"
"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler."
"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."
"I went to my dad and asked him... Me: hey dad will you watch a movie I'm going to cast in Dad : no Me: why? Dad: I don't watch porn"