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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down? He was depressed."

"I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)"

"Why are circles so knowledgeable? Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees."

"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"

"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."

"My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: the one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor."

"*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*"

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? Mostly the taste."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."