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Joke of the Day

"I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history."

"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""

"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"

"What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets? hush puppies"

"-I'm just gonna have 1 drink before dinner -I'm just gonna have 1 drink with dinner -I'm just gnna hav 1 aftdinr drk -I pishd ma pnts gen"

"I decided to see what it was like to live as a woman. So I sewed all the pockets of my jeans shut. EDIT: Corrected spelling."

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."

"Have you heard about the one about suicidal procrastinator He lived a long healthy life."

"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."

"What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit? Throw me a frickin bone here."