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Joke of the Day
"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."
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"I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start."
"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"
"Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it"
"What do you call a blind german guy? A not see."
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."
"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."
"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"