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Joke of the Day
"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."
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"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."
"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."
"Jared Fogel is teaching a music class in prison Today's lesson is fingering A minor"
"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."
"Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again."
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YOUR MOM!"
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder"
"Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division"
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone"