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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"
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"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."
"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."
"What do you call a Canadian Spy Agency? The CIEh"
"Condoms don't break They sexpire."
"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."
"Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually."
"If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!"
"Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus? At a Pair of Docks"