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"What do you call a blind german guy? A not see."
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"I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references."
"Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who are you and where did the new countertop come from?"
"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."
" I am under the influence. I am above the influence. I AM THE INFLUENCE."""
"Don't post negative things here Electrons"
"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."
"What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict? 99 dollars."
"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."
"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."