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Joke of the Day

"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."

"I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them"

"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""

"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."

"A Girl on Twitter, finally gave birth,Now she's been tweeting her baby pics every 20min & Makes me feel I am raising her child with my Data"

"Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable."

"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."

"I opened a company.... for guys with erectile dysfunction because I felt sorry for them. Now they all want a bloody raise."

"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."

"A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet."