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Joke of the Day

"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"You people who don't wear glasses don't realize how gratifying it is to take them off and rub your eyes when someone's being a moron."

"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."

"Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day."

"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."

"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He was a fungi. Why did he end up leaving the party? There wasn't mushroom."

"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."

"Congratulations, Americans who write ""Cheers"" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than ""Sent from my iPhone"""

"Solipsism Everything I know about solipsism without looking it up is all there is to know about solipsism."

"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"