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Joke of the Day
"Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day."
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"My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast."
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
"Q: What's E.T. short for? A: So he can fit in his space ship."
"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."
"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"
"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"
"My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised."
"What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !"