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Joke of the Day

"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"

"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."

"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."

"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"

"The only time a moth flies in a straight line is... while farting"

"Did you see the headline about the 5 foot tall psychic that escaped from prison? It was: ""Small medium at large"""

"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"

"Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?"

"A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!"

"What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital? The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home."