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Joke of the Day

"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."

"What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with? Haram bea"

"What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him."

"Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn't like fish? Yeah, he just wasn't inuit."

"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"

"Need Help with a prank I stole a co-workers pen the other day, (really nice pen) as a joke. I want to send them a ransome letter. Can anyone help me out? Thanks"

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit"

"*calls into work* ""yo boss i'm real sick"" ""you don't sound sick..."" ""ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"" ""wow u do sound hella sick"""

"[at ATM] Would I like to check my balance? Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful'"

"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""