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Joke of the Day

"The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me."

"Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations? Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)"

"How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor? He had sex with Opie's mom."

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"I asked a Brazil fan how many days in a week and he got angry"

"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."

"Pronounce it ""Valentimes Day"" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face."

"A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model."

"When I was asked what my five year plan is I responded... I couldn't tell you, I only have 2020 vision. pm me if you want my address to come murder me in my sleep for this."

"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"