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Joke of the Day
"A man runs into a bar... ...Of steel. He ends up breaking one of his ribs."
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"My metaphors are like similes. Rock solid as a mountain."
"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."
"Kindergarten reunion??!?!?! I've gained like 100 pounds since then. No way I'm showing up!!!!"
"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"
"When I was 8 years old, my dad got me with the worst dad joke ever. He said he was going to the store and would be back soon..."
"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."
"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""
"My wedding anniversary is next week. Does anyone have an idea for a gift that conveys the sentiment 'our love is priceless' for under $75?"
"what do you call a pair of scratchy balls testickles"