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Joke of the Day

"Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado? One way or the other someone is losing a trailer."

"Just so u know guys I literally covered my roommates bed in 324 pieces of cornbread 2 make it a ""cornbed"" so ur fakes puns mean nothing 2 me"

"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to call the media and publicize and one to blame the Democrats on the electric bill."

"Don't send me a face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked."

"[Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] ""The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."""

"If I had a nickel for every gender... I'd have ten cents and a dead meme"

"Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring."

"You know what channel The Republican debate is on? I don't know man, maybe check Comedy Central?"

"Took a career aptitude test. My results: sports team mascot, bridge troll, sign twirler, petting zoo shit shoveler"

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""