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Joke of the Day
"Woman : All men are dogs. Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?"
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"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"""Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"" Allahu Akbar, honey."
"thinking of calling crepes ""frenchiladas"" from now on who's with me"
"Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!"
"My girlfriend asked me to send her a dick pic. But my panorama app kept crashing."
"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.... ... Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."
"Definition of 1ply toilet paper. Finding your inner self."