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Joke of the Day

"My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !"

"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."

"A man walks into a bar and says ow"

"Bruce Willis is at IKEA when a toilet plunger falls off a shelf and sticks to his head. he doesn't notice until the following day"

"My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking"

"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"

"What is the best joke that made you LOL?"

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"

"Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days."