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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... But then it became clear to me."

"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."

"How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question."

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."

"This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics."

"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"I run and I run and I run and I run but I don't go anywhere. What am I? A third-party candidate in the U.S."

"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"