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Joke of the Day

"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"

"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it."

"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"

"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."

"Introverts don't get ready for a party. They gather strength for a party."

"I just saw a woman with a tremendous amount of make up and I was really tempted to use my finger and write ""wash me"" on her face"

"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"

"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."

"My mother in law:did you put the weight on? Me:no...actually I've lost some. You should have seen me month ago. I looked like you"