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Joke of the Day
"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"
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"Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan"
"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."
"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""
"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"
"What did the homophobic dad say when he heard his gay son was in a coma? At least he's a vegetable now instead of a fruit."
"A bear and a bunny... Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: ""Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"" The bunny says, ""No, why?"" So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass."
"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"
"Max has 40 cookies, and decides to eat 34 of them. What does Max have now? Diabetes."
"Australians don't have sex Australians mate."