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Joke of the Day

"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"

"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."

"Air resistance Is a jerk"

"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""

"One time cancer got a terminal case of Chuck Norris."

"Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers."

"I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off."

"My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab. Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer."

"A man is driving and hits a pole. ""I knew I never should've driven in Poland!"""

"What do you call a man who's always in high spirits? An alcoholic."