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Joke of the Day
"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it."
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"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."
"What does a cop and a dj have in common They both tell drunk people to put their hands up"
"I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it's always Jammin'."
"Men might stare at your tits and ass, but women buy a latex mold of a pen*s and keep it in their drawer. Who's creepy now?"
"(new york guy murmuring ""eyy im walkin here"" over and over in his sleep) aww hes having a dream where hes running"
"I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone."
"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."
"What does a cow call his mate? Oxfam."
"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."