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Joke of the Day

"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants"

"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."

"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."

"Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion? He was a little shellfish."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... The End."

"What's a masturbator's favorite type of weather? Jack-it weather!"

"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."

"I have the body of a 20 year old model... Unfortunately it won't fit in my freezer."

"Why don't cannibals have dogs? Because you're not supposed to feed them people food."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."