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Joke of the Day
"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants"
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"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol."
"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"
"Sirs & Ma'ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn't just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Convincing their family to consent to it!"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 was a Registered Sex Offender."
"What do you call bovine masturbation? Beef stroganoff!"
"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"Who let the dogs out? Knock knock"