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Joke of the Day
"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
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"How to sound Irish on St. Patrick's day Whale Oil Beef Hooked Now say it very fast"
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"When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."