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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."
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"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !"
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