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"How to sound Irish on St. Patrick's day Whale Oil Beef Hooked Now say it very fast"
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"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."
"Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It oink-urs a fine."
"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"
"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"
"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends."
"I tell pissed off women to ""calm down"" So yeah, I'm into extreme sports."