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Joke of the Day
"Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion"
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"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""
"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
"How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth? with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw."
"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"
"Mother: I raised you both as a mother and a father. Son: Go fuck your self."
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."
"I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me. They're really quite the noose ants."
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."
"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""