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Joke of the Day
"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
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"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"
"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"
"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer!"
"Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent"
"Stop being so long ago, 1998."
"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my dad. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers."